Welcome to the Don't Be a Dick Manager
Quiz for Employees

Let's see if you have a dick manager!

Which of these things has your manager said to you?

You need to show some respect

You’re lucky to have this job

None of these

That’s above your pay grade

Don’t talk to me like that

Do you know what my title is?

Which of the following best describes your team?

We’re just working for the paycheck

Some of us are better than others, so I have to compensate for some of my teammates

We do the best we can considering we work for an ungrateful company

We are all good at our jobs and we are proud of the work we do

Which of the following describes your manager?

My manager has my back and I work hard to earn their respect

My manager pretty much keeps to themselves

My manager doesn’t really care about me except to make sure I show up on time and don’t take too long for lunch

My manager spends more time sucking up to their boss than they do managing the team

When my manager has meetings with the team, they:

Talk non-stop and don’t let anyone else say anything

Try to be funny and expect us to laugh

Try to act tough like they’re trying to impress us or scare us

Encourage open and honest input from the team

Which of these best describes your first day on the job?

I felt like an outsider for the first few weeks

I was on my own to find my workspace and introduce myself to the rest of the team

It took a few days to get the tools I needed to do my job

My manager and my team welcomed me and I had everything I needed to get to work

When you do go above and beyond, how does your manager react?

My manager takes the credit for my work

My manager makes my teammates feel bad for not accomplishing the same thing

My manager acts like that’s what I should have been doing all along

My manager lets others in the company know about my extra effort