Welcome to the Don't Be a Dick Manager Quiz for EmployeesLet's see if you have a dick manager!Which of the following describes your manager? My manager pretty much keeps to themselves My manager has my back and I work hard to earn their respect My manager doesn’t really care about me except to make sure I show up on time and don’t take too long for lunch My manager spends more time sucking up to their boss than they do managing the team Which of these things has your manager said to you? Don’t talk to me like that None of these You need to show some respect That’s above your pay grade You’re lucky to have this job Do you know what my title is? When my manager has meetings with the team, they: Encourage open and honest input from the team Try to be funny and expect us to laugh Talk non-stop and don’t let anyone else say anything Try to act tough like they’re trying to impress us or scare us Which of the following best describes your team? We are all good at our jobs and we are proud of the work we do Some of us are better than others, so I have to compensate for some of my teammates We’re just working for the paycheck We do the best we can considering we work for an ungrateful company When you do go above and beyond, how does your manager react? My manager acts like that’s what I should have been doing all along My manager takes the credit for my work My manager lets others in the company know about my extra effort My manager makes my teammates feel bad for not accomplishing the same thing Which of these best describes your first day on the job? It took a few days to get the tools I needed to do my job I was on my own to find my workspace and introduce myself to the rest of the team I felt like an outsider for the first few weeks My manager and my team welcomed me and I had everything I needed to get to work Time's up
Which of the following describes your manager?
Which of these things has your manager said to you?
When my manager has meetings with the team, they:
Which of the following best describes your team?
When you do go above and beyond, how does your manager react?
Which of these best describes your first day on the job?
Time's up